But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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