no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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