yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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