Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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