I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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