Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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