Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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