I must be too annoying 4 u.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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