The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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