He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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