laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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