i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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