This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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