So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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