I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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