If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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