he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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