Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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