just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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