You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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