My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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