She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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