I'm eating all of the evidence.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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