Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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