I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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