She announced her abortion via fbk
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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