no you cant smoke seaweed
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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