I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
The power of my boobs compel you
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Randomize
