do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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