do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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