doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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