yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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