Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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