VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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