I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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