my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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