i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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