awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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