Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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