pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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