I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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