i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
