But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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