I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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