I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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