Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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