let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I'm always down for nudity.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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