Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
pray to the hookup gods
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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