he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
