that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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