dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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