he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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