We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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